Monday, November 24, 2008

what? u think i never look at u eh? ---> these, made me cringed to the core of my bones!

hellooooooo people. miss u all so very much!

just finished our audit for this year. felt relief. ok, i got a story to tell u all. come, gather around and read properly ya. then tell me what u think about it.

had a late evening meeting on friday. other than us the HOD's, the big boss was there too. when i said big boss, its not my immediate superior. big boss means the man who is not even based in our office. he had to come from some other office in town when he need to oversees us here. he got one hell of a big office here, but he seldom sits in it. whenever he comes around, he'd just go straight to the conference room. all the talkings were mainly done there.

i've known his name, his figure, his face for quite some time. owhhh no, i was lying. infact, i've know him for a very long time. i grows old in this group of companies ok. all this while, i'd rarely talk to him. let alone, joking or making any humourous conversations with him. in a way, i'm scared of him. yeap! speaking of being so brave with the others, this is the only person i'd try to avoid passing in front of him. till now, i cant figure out why.

but last friday, he was asking me way so many questions during the meeting. even when someone else was presenting, he'd look at me and asked "what do you think?". ok, u may say that it is normal. but it wasn't! it didn't end up there.

then the meeting was over. i went straight to my room. sit and look blankly at my laptop's screen thinking of the so many things to be done. suddenly, there he was stopping by my door on his way to the loo.

him - i put my laptop bag here for a while ye.
me - ha? *blank face*

weird no 1!

on his way back from the loo, he stopped again to collect his laptop bag.
him - thanks ye. see you again.
me - ok, bye boss *was i being too nice?*
him - ok bye *and he walk away*

suddenly he turned back.
him - by the way ***** (my name), i think you look different. u are glowing *and he smiles, ok no! he grins*
me - haaaaaaaaa? *blank + blur + question marks (with thousands of it) face*
him - what? u think i never look at you eh? * and he chuckles and walked away*
me - cilakerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *dalam hati je lah*

weird no 2 (with a capital W) ok!!!!

weird no 1 - there are so many sitting chairs around the office. there are also a table with 6 chairs that we used for visitor near the front part before he enters my room. why on earth did he put his laptop bag on the floor near my door and telling me about it? reasons please!

weird no 2 - other than in meetings and presentations, i dont talk to him. seriously, i avoid him as much as i could. as i said earlier, im actually scared of him. what was he trying to do? owhh please, dont say that he's making a pass at me. he already has two gorgoeus wives ok.

i was curious. did i day dreamt about it. so, i asked the clerks who were sitting near my room. all they can do were grinning at me and nod their head saying yes it was indeed the big boss who talked to me just now. owhhhh, now im damn. shiiiissssshhhhhhhhhh

i called his driver too.

me - mi, apa kena dengan bos kau hari ni?. jangan jawab bukan2. aku tau kau tengah drive dia tu
him - pesal kak?
me - giler banyak dia bercakap dengan aku hari ni. siap buat lawak bengong lagi. kau kasi dia minum apa masa ambik dia dari airport tadi?
him - hahahahaha *ketawa besar*
me - oiihhh! jangan ketawa lah bodoh! aku dah takut giler ni
him - hahahaha...lantak tak tau. jaga2 kak *gelak lagi*
me - ahhhh cilaker lah kau ni mi. datang lain kali siap kau aku ketuk kepala. aku suruh jo jgn kasi kau makan jugak!
him - lantak laaaaa....lak linggggg, tak tau *memain dah dia ni*
me - dah ah kau. drive boss tu elok2. ko jangan kasi makan ke minum bukan2 lagi. bikin aku takut je
him - hahahaha *gelak lagi*
me - put down the phone lah oii..jgn gelak lagi!

so, thats my story for today. any feedback from u people?

haihhh...sorry k...my brain function in english today. demit!

22 comments:

Kikuri-hime said...

Sheeshh! That is WEIRD! Baik2 tau... cam ada ulterior motives je? Becareful...

@tune® said...

pergh...he's stalking u la kak...giler besh!!!

nnt nk kasi increement@bonus lg kot!!

Aku said...

Scary dowhhh. Part yang dia kata "what? u think i never look at you eh?" tu scary giler aaa shila. U better be careful. ekekekeke

Aku said...

Nak tambah sket lagi. Maybe dia baca blog u kot. U better be careful from no on.

Anonymous said...

jeng jeng jeng *intro suspen*

ada udang di sebalik batu lah tu kot.
dengan dia grins kat kau tu. haha

jeng jeng jeng *outro*

Anonymous said...

Oh no sis. He has his eyes set on ya. Haha. Miss you too! :-*

l.i.f.e said...

kikuri - naahhh..dont think so. he's so way out of the league. unless i look like nasha aziz or erra fazira, then i know he got motives. ini jauh panggang dari api :))

atune - cheh! tak de nampak bayang pun bonus taun ni. mcm ada rasa nak merusuh pun ye jugak ni :P

nim - at first mmg mcm scary. but come to think about it, hell no! i assumed that he's trying to bergurau je

shahril - hahaha...giler cam kerang busuk k he grins :D

popo - haisshhh...no way! btw, miss ya two three four five six seven eight nine ten! :P

Diana Ishak said...

Adekah dia seperti seorang lelaki yang layak didambakan?

erghhhhhh!!

apek terror said...

for sure he just want u to keep ur eyes on his lappy la..jgn perasan haha...

i think haaa...he trying to ngorat2 lu mei...tp why hah? pelik..becoz u didn't look like a hillary duff...

*keep my mind wandering again and again..

dzul said...

ha ha xtau2x..

mmg ada org kabor pompuan yg dah kawin lg berseri/cantik dr anak dara tau x..jejaga weh..

poyotito said...

cilakak!dan2 mata gua jadi kelabu masa baca entri lu nih

haha

l.i.f.e said...

epal - kalo ko sanggup bermadu semata nak hidup mewah, boleh la. but he's so out of my league la. mcm aku ckp kat komen awal2, unless muka cam nasha aziz ke, erra fazira ke, padan lah.

apek - dah! kamu tak payah wonder. jgn sebok!

dzul - tu la pasal. dulu2 masa aku single haram tegur aku pun

poyotitos - apa lagi! sila baca ada slang versi irish ke scottish ke sikit :))

KARKADEWA said...

ade potensi menjadi no 3...
ngeri..
haha...

laki cikgu kimia said...

hati-hati melangkah wei!

mrblind said...

gila lu buat entri dalam bahasa omputeh..lu tak nak bagi gua baca ke..

Rembo said...

dia br sedar sesuatu?

make-up comot kot?

Rajuna said...

anforcunetli me no spik inglis la kak.

l.i.f.e said...

kang dewa - hishhh...jauh giler. diluar liga :))

crithink - memang pun. takut jatuh :D

rambo - idak le. aku pakai talcum baby johnson je. apa barang mekap mekap :P

juna - hahaha...kamu memang mengada! :))

Sweety Cutielady said...

it's a compliments isn't it when he said " u are glowing. "...(muka dah kecik kot..) heheheee..

Btwn.. how old is he?
Uban banyak?
Ni bukan pak Haji lah ek?
Badan tough/macho?
Perut brapa ketak?

Sila jawab soalan² diatas.. terima kasih

l.i.f.e said...

hahaha ct, banyak giler tanya. here's the answers
in his early 40's
tak de uban
haji, tapi doesnt look like one
yeap, tall, macho n handsome *erk, i said it out loud*
tak pernah nampak ketak berapa, but for sure tidak boroi.
all in all, imagine aaron aziz in his 40's can u? if susah sgt, imagine seman in his 40's. warghahahahaha... *gelak geguling*

now u might figure out why i was so scared of him. kan?

Aku said...

Shila,

Imagine Seman in his 40's? Erkkkkk...lagi scary maaa

yoshz said...

Ana fikrah fi lughatul arabi syumtaim...

hamsap ppl evrywer..pepper spray harus dibawa kemana²