this...made me smile

this version is so klakar...mood pun terus ok lepas baca...haiahhhh..how such a stupid jokes could make my day :D

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF

Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 . Now it is 6610 (kunun canggih ah tu tepon dia)

Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying. Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him (either anak dia bahan ujikaji atau anak dia dah mati...hmmm)

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game. (giler bola! hahaha!)

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister (dasar jantan..sengal pun pandai gak bab-bab ni)

Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again (huh! giler prasan mamat ni...hahaha)

Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...(pesal ko tak angkut dia sekali perompak oiiiiii)

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.' (muahahahaha sengal!!)

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. (adoiii...parah dapat anak murid mcm ni)

Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot (sengal again!!!)

Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher : 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail' (pandai plak dia :P)

Ah Beng told his servant : 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.' (sian maid dia sbb dpt boss bengong)

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM (muahahahaha...adeh la aiii)

p/s ...actually tak de idea nak taip apa ari ni..so post la jokes ni kat sini