korang cuba lah! tengok tergeliat lidah tak :))
here it goes
to get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tanjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2007.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room - service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.
Room Service (RS) : Morrin. Roon sirbees
Guest (G) : Sorry, I thought i dailled room - service
RS : Rye. Roon sirbees. Morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen?
G : Uh..yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs
RS : Ow July den?
G : What?
RS: Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?
G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS : Ow July dee baykem? Crease?
G : Crisp will be fine.
RS : Hokay. An Sahn toes?
G : What?
RS : An toes. July Sahn toes?'
G : I don't think so.
RS : No? Judo wan sahn toes???
G : I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.
RS : Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?
G : English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS : We bodder?
G : No...just put the bodder on the side.
RS : Wad! ???
G : I mean butter...just put it on the side
RS : Copy?
G : Excuse me?
RS : Copy...tea...meel?
G : Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all.
RS : One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin w bodder on sigh and copy....rye??
G : Whatever you say.
RS : Tenjewberrymuds
G : You're very welcome
haihhhhh...i cracked my head to understand this! hahaha
*nota kelip2 - serius aku rasa selama ni memang orang datang dari negara yg berkenaan memang siksa dalam berbahsa inggeris. tu pasal depa duk pertahan bahse depa je kat mana - mana. kamu boleh agak tak dari negara mana ni?
22 comments:
gila lawak siot! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thank you very much! Hahaha... I have a book that has a collection of jokes like this. In fact this is one of the jokes.. Memang klaka! Aku baca sepuluh kali pun, still gelak cam nak gilak!
Ni dari negara mana ni? Hahahahaha...cam negara matahari terbit jer.
adoi nie lidah gua nie terbelit ape cite nie....
abis monitor tersembur ayaq lioq...
betul la..mula2 baca tajuk tak tau hape2..dah last terus jadi tau, hahaha
t.q very much..
kejar masa - hahaha..kan? tapi aku lambat sikit la nak pahamkan
kikuri - hehehe...so it is japanese kan? betul kan?
nim - i thought so lah
apek - untuk betulkan lidah terbelit, sila pergi buat acara french kiss. then duk dendiam
oyet - hahaha...kamu tak senonoh. sape suruh baca sambil minum air. takpe, suruh makcik cleaner lapkan ye! :P
Tak sure plak. If I'm not mistaken, kat buku tu cakap, Filipino maid yg kije kat hotel kat malaysia.... Tapi, kalau japanese lagi tepat rasanya....
bukan tergeliat lidah jer..otak skali pe
salam...bahasa ni memang susah...ahahaha...
tenjewberrymuds.
aku baca tajuk, ingatkan nama orang africa mane. haha.
aku tak rasa ni orang jepun. diorang takde la sampai thank you tu jadi macam nama orang africa. haha. habis kuat pun bunyi jadi, 'sank-you'.
macam thai nye slang je.
see? omputih pun bleh paham okk.
cikgu english aku dulu ngengada suruh aku betulkan pronounciation "macher" to "machueeeeeeeerrr"
padahal ko JAWA, belagak.
boleh agak tak apa word tu?
hahahahha.
uganda tengah..??
rasanya ni slang England ni kot.
dulu masa gua kat akademi Arsenal, selalu je denga2 lebih kurang gini bunyinye.
x mungkin japanese...
japanese x sebut urup l!
ni germany punya mangkuk gua syak ni..
tak lain tak bukan
dari batu pahat johor.
Pecah perut:
RS : We bodder?
G : No...just put the bodder on the side.
RS : Wad! ???
G : I mean butter...just put it on the side
Caker.Die sebut bodder ble guest ikot bodder die leh cakap wad??? ROFL.Xbley tahan.=))=)) Nice Nice tq
haha.gile.haram gua tak paham.
french kiss..dengan french fries ker? adoi kucing parsi ade la kat riba gua nie...
kikuri - owhh ye ke. tapi walau negara mana pun, siksa sungguh kan bunyinya :))
atune - hahaha...jaga2. jangan ke tampoi sudah lah
arsaili - waalaikumsalam. hehe..iyer kut
shahril - habis, negara mana agaknya ye. kata di asia tu
di - aku tau! mature kan? sebab aku pasti ianya bukan macho :))
kang dewa - hahaha. uganda mana ada tepi ke tengah :))
rambo - ellehhhhh...arsenal main stadium mana eh dulu2?
hajime - owhh ye ke. mana kah agaknya ini ye :-?
encik buta - hishhhh...germany kat celah mana kat asia ni. parit jerman ada lah aku tau! kat batu pahat tu tak silap :))
bang juna - ya betollllllll!!! :))
facet - ha'ah. sengal kan. boleh tanya lagi pulak :))
farah - lerrrr...ulang lagi ye :P
apek - apa lagi! french kiss la itu smelly cat. bluwekkk
aku gelak sampai takleh bangun da.
hahaha!
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