dah, apa pasal aku cakap orang putih sesat pulak ni!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Shit, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Shit, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
15 comments:
alamak! saya tak faham. huhu.
apekah ini konspirasi mengecam penggunaan kasut crocs? atau pengguna baju lacoste?
nel - haha...usaha lagi! :))
juna - apa juga yang berkenaan dengan buaya lah agaknya...but actually it was a joke only
Blondie sungguh!! Kok kasut buaya dipikirin kasut yg dipakei sang buaya? Bukannya kulit buaya yg dibikinin kasut.
Tapi me tabik sama blondie nih sis psl walaupun she's got no brains, she has one hell of brawns psl dpt seret berapa banyak ekor buaya yg dia tembak tuh. Haha! :P
Blondie sungguh!! Kok kasut buaya dipikirin kasut yg dipakei sang buaya? Bukannya kulit buaya yg dibikinin kasut.
Tapi me tabik sama blondie nih sis psl walaupun she's got no brains, she has one hell of brawns psl dpt seret berapa banyak ekor buaya yg dia tembak tuh. Haha! :P
popo - hahaha...true! budus but brave kan?
hahaha..
patutla tangkap banyak boya..kalau mcm ni tangkap semua boya kt paya tu pn tak dpt kasut kulit boya laie..haha
hah gua gelak guling2....jatuh timun letak kat mata...
ape ke bengap benor omputih tersebut?
hahah
Kah kah kah
hahaha agaknya kalau omputih dengar nama kuih badak berendam macamana?
hahahaha
dzul - hahaha..amacam? boleh cipta entry seram hantu buaya kat paya kamu pulak tak? :D
apek - ewwww, timun kat mata? *tebayang*...lenkali letak bata, baru tak jatuh :P
poyotito's - org putih mmg slalu gitu. bodoh tak boleh diajar, pandai tak boleh diikut :|
dugong - kah kah kah juga :P
btw, tq singgah
rahimin - ha! itu mungkin kita kena tanya pendapat Che'gu BI si Yoshz - Mr Tang :))
pinat - tu je? hahaha juga lah :P
one of the blondie's joke eh shila...hahahahaaa Klau I ada I pass kat u n u paste je leh ah.
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